tbh if I don’t text back I probably just don’t feel like talking. it’s nothing personal, I just stay to myself sometimes…
(via theeeprotagonist)
Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
(via simplydedicated)
All I want to do this summer is make money and become a better person.
(via simplydedicated)
me: Can I use the bathroom?
teacher: I don’t know. Can you?
(via burgertv)
The Seven Shittiest Sins
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
Sit on my face not on my heart.
Cum with me not at me
when you have a teacher thats easily distracted and you dont wanna do any work
(via alexander)
my phone: Storage Almost Full
me: be quiet
(via alexundefined)